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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 05:43

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
share office space ...
How Apple Created a Custom iPhone Camera for ‘F1’ - WIRED
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Why are white women so overly emotional?
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Walking more may lower your risk for chronic low back pain by 23%, study suggests - KSL.com
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How do empaths destroy narcissists?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
So they tried
What breakthroughs are happening in foundational models of artificial intelligence (AI) in China?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
New marine life database touted as tool for ocean research - The Washington Post
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
IndiGo, Delta, Air France-KLM, Virgin Atlantic Announce Partnership - Airways Magazine
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Which certification is most valuable in the IT field, and why?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
No go.
Then came..
The Undervalued Medical Power of Muscle - Medscape
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to