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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 05:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

share office space ...

How Apple Created a Custom iPhone Camera for ‘F1’ - WIRED

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good

Why are white women so overly emotional?

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Walking more may lower your risk for chronic low back pain by 23%, study suggests - KSL.com

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do empaths destroy narcissists?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

So they tried

What breakthroughs are happening in foundational models of artificial intelligence (AI) in China?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

‘How to Train Your Dragon’ soars in box office debut with $83.7 million, beating ‘Lilo & Stitch’ - AP News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

New marine life database touted as tool for ocean research - The Washington Post

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

IndiGo, Delta, Air France-KLM, Virgin Atlantic Announce Partnership - Airways Magazine

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Which certification is most valuable in the IT field, and why?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

What is the difference between "eher" and " lieber" in German? Are the two synonyms? If yes, then which one is the most used?

Next, they tried...

No go.

Then came..

The Undervalued Medical Power of Muscle - Medscape

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why is Elon Musk so ugly?